On the 8th Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me:

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Before continuing, let's permit the fine folks at FreeRepublic.com to caption this photo:

"My milkmaid is so udderly fugly, I yank 'em mahself - moo-oo-oo-oo-oo"

"The Nightmare before Christmas... Trick or Teat!"

"That's Udderly Ridiculous! "

"The Treason Twins."

"Now wait a minute. I thought you guys said that the democratic party was milking Cindy Sheeman. Now I'm just confused."

Thanks, everyone!

Eight Maids a'Milking (link)

Seven Swans a Swimming (link)

Six Geese a'Laying (link)

Five Golden Rings (link)

Four Calling Birds (link)

Three French Hens (link)

Two Turtle Doves (link)

And Liberal in a Pear Tree (link)